monkey jams

Late-era extremely boring pseudo-funk jams performed live by jamband Phish.
"Man, this band really went downhilll after Trey got strung out on smack and all they would do live was play 20-minute long monkey jams."
by E-Male December 24, 2008
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monkey tug

Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina
Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.
by Young James April 23, 2008
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Shuttle-Monkey

A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.
Only shuttle-monkeys ride downhill bikes
by onedollarbill October 18, 2006
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spazzy monkey

A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.
faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua
by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013
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shelf monkey

A librarian whose primary job is reshelving books.
The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.
by Donavan Mikulsky August 07, 2007
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favela monkey

A derogatory term for Brazilians living in slums
@Gaules so many brazil favela monkeys
by okmnjiuhbvgytfcxdr July 15, 2022
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flab monkey

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.
Chris is such a flab monkey.
by Dr. KLUE August 06, 2008
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