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Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!
"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*
by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021
mugGet the Monkemug.

monke

look at this monke. ooga boofga ooooga booga
by monke y April 11, 2022
mugGet the monkemug.

Monke bastard

A synonym for Cdawgva a twitch streamer who loves showing his amazing amounts of simp nature to another streamer called ironmouse
Demarcus the 111:I wanna fuck monke bastard
Johonny jomstar:same
by Stevethe_Cat March 21, 2022
mugGet the Monke bastardmug.

Donk-Monk-Turk

Donk-Monk-Turk was a word combination of Donkey, Monkey and Turkey two animal names with ending of the word "key"
Look I'm feeding to the Donk-Monk-Turk a creature that looks strange
by Kostya The Wordmaker December 2, 2024
mugGet the Donk-Monk-Turkmug.

monke

a sex word for destroying some cock (adj.)
wow, she monke my dick
by coolfrogs April 15, 2022
mugGet the monkemug.

monke

An alternative spelling of monkey, which is pronounced exactly the same. Often used online as an endearing comparison to humans.
example: reject humanity, return to monke.
opposite: reject humanity, evolve to crab.
by YEETImRussian420 April 29, 2021
mugGet the monkemug.

Monke

An arbitrary manner of spelling "Monkey."
Derived from a recent trend of anarcho-primitivist meme, which advocates the regression of human lifestyle to a primitive, uncivilised stage.
Monkes are often mistaken for the ancestor of humans, which is by right the Great Apes.
Go back, I want to be monke.
by Pharaoh's Cupbearer August 15, 2022
mugGet the Monkemug.

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