monke

The best/rarest type of monkey you can find

John: dude whats that
Derek: monke
John: holy fuck

by HennerPenner April 9, 2021

Monking

Monking is like munting someone’s spirituality instead of munting person‘s body Munt the person’s mind it tends to lead to schizophrenia or goonvana.

Yo bro I’m Monking right now

Oh shit you good
Yea I’m in goonvna

by Ahmad Danielson January 28, 2025

Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.

Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'

by AliUK September 16, 2010

Monke

"Reject humanity return to Monke"

Dude: broo ha we humans are sooo cooool we like have brains duuude

Monke: bro Monke can do flip

by JETMASS February 6, 2021

Monke Curse

When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.

Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"

by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021

MONKE

MONKE STRONG NOT WEAK

MONKE SMART MONKE BEAT GODZILLA MONKE EAT BANANA

by Big slimJim March 7, 2021

Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks

hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020