Moderation

Doing things with moderation and self control can sometimes be good. For every vegan, theres someone who likes a steak sometimes, but theres a difference in having a steak when you haven't had one in a while and you've been wanting one, and gobbling all the meat you can. Ice cream is the same way, toilet paper is the same way. Buying one pack of toilet paper instead of ten is possible, even if it's not easy in a pandemic.

Theres a difference in somebody really thinking they're invincible and immortal, and somebody feeling sure that they've done what they needed to do to keep going, moderation can sometimes be the difference.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2020

Discord Moderator

Discord Moderators are part of a special race mostly unliked by all. Don't confuse Discord Moderators with people with a high rank. They mostly simp for girls and are typically over 30, don't have a job, and live in their mom's basement because their dad left them for the milk when he realized what a failure his "accident"You should be able to identify Discord Moderators with a few tricks.
1. Spam in the general or post memes, when the Discord Moderator sees this he should ban you or warn you within 3 mins. (3 mins are important)

2. If you don't follow the rules A Discord Mod should respond almost immediately.

3. Discord Mod's enjoy banning people, VERY MUCH

Did u see the new girl in the server, the discord mod is like a dog in front of her.
Jimmy became a Discord Mod, He is banning people like swatting flies...
*Remember all moderators are not True Discord Moderators*

by OmgYouAreGayINeverKnew September 14, 2022

Modernisation

The process of deconstructing practices, techniques and standards of the past and replacing them with modern methodology particularly concerning cost efficiency, increase in profit margins often with the result of declining customer service.

Elderly man - "We used to be served tea and biscuits when we travelled by rail in our own compartments."

Young man - "That's so old fashioned, the railways have gone through a period of modernisation under the government recently. They've got rid of the expensive complimentary tea and biscuits and shove us into cattle trucks now. That's much more modern.'

by Chairfax August 2, 2008

Modern Antiquity

(1) Any time in the modern era that predates your conception birthday.

(2) The latter half of the 20th Century; before the Aughts.

(3) The time before email, smartphones and the world wide web.

(4) When your parents grew up.

Before the Aughts, in times of modern antiquity, people had to sit in meetings, pay attention and actually single-task. Can you imagine not being able to text, update your status, or check-in?

by Headington Cabal September 24, 2011

Modern Day Genius

Someone who is insanely smart but is too lazy to put those smarts to use. Also referred to as MDG.

Guy 1: Yo, your friend Zac is super smart. Could you see if he'd be willing to tutor me in Spanish?
Guy 2: Nah boi, he's brilliant but he's lazy AF. No way he'll do it.
Guy 1: Ahh damn, I'm gonna fail Spanish because of this modern day genius. Greaaat.

by Creative Usurping Mastermind August 28, 2016

Modern kid

A person who thinks they're cool, wears Jordans , plays basketball, has a "straight hairline" , and gets "alot of girls"

IM A MODERN KID

by CRAZYTOWN413 May 17, 2018

Modern Geezer

Any man wearing blue jeans with white sneakers. Instantly labels you as "old and lame" with no sense of style, regardless of age. Old geezers back in the day wore penny loafers and dress slacks. Today's "modern geezer" sports Wrangler or Lees's blue jeans and white New Balance 608 running shoes.

"I see your dad is going out for dinner looking like a modern geezer!"

"Say what"?

"His jeans and white sneakers. Your dad is so lame!"

by Gipman January 9, 2019