minge-butt

wen you but someone with your minge!
insted of the head

omg!!! that girl minge-butted me

by hannah:D October 21, 2008

Minge Pilot

Someone that remains at a club after their friends have gone home.

Did you see that minge pilot at the club last night?

by fuckoff1234 March 29, 2009

Minge Massacre

A vagina that resembles the bombing of a well populated urban area, especially those of the atomic inclination occurring at Hiroshima, Japan in World War II.

"You should have seen Kate's pussy, it was a total Minge Massacre! It's utterly catastrophic!"

by TuhLanDriuH Watkins December 6, 2009

Mingewig

Simply put a wig to put on your minge. Can be in a range of colours from Platinum Blonde to Deep Ivory. Even comes in ginger if you swing that way. Decorations are available such as sequins, glitter and bells. The perfect accessory for any modern woman.

ENJOY!

Wife: Hmmm I fancy a change tonight dear. Do you?
Husband: Why yes! What did you have in mind?
Wife: Well... I did buy that new mingewig... the one with the tassles. What do you think?
Husband: YAY!

by Fancy A. Mingewig February 4, 2010

Mingers

The act of doing pingers out of a girl's minge

Hey Sam do you want to do some mingers with some sluts

by Margaret the manikin April 8, 2015

Wedding minge

A Short term for somone who is sexually Aroused at a wedding by looking at Little children dressed up in smart Bow ties and other Formal Ware.

Guy1: Look at the Kid there wearing the red Bowtie!
Guy2:What are you A WEDDING Minge!?

by The Locator November 15, 2011

Carpet minger

A rough and unattractive lesbian.

"I swear that one on the left is a fucking carpet minger!"

by Hoofster May 29, 2014