Miller hand

Swelling, blistering or lacerations of the skin between the thumb and index finger due to excessive opening of screw-off bottle tops.

"I've got a bad case of Miller hand after drinking that crate of beer last night"

by ClownWithNoShoes November 24, 2014

Millerbock

An act of extreme stupidity. Causes shame and disgust in witnesses.

Etymology - 18th Century German slang, used by onlookers towards men who would fall into the milling machine.

"Julie Bishop is an excellent symbol of feminine intellect."
"Nice Millerbock, idiot."

"What's that thing that's like a tuba, but wraps around the body?"
"It's called a Sousamaphone."
"Did you just Millerbock?"

by Estebanramirezxoxo September 5, 2014

milder

A whiny kid or a grown man who will die of stress or something related
As a kid Milder is a cry baby always wants what he wants or else he cries

Might have a mental problem

Milder:hi guys can i have that shirt
jap:No sorry
Milder:be like that we arnt friends

Jap:fine take it

by Justinelove123 March 6, 2016

Millered

To be astonishingly scared. Being millered is the highest amount of being afraid one can be. Should only be used to describe unprecedented terrifying circumstances.

Too Millered of heights to bungee jump.

Or; alcohol millers the absolute hell out of me. I must stay away from the millerfying stuff.

by Jazaki April 4, 2016

Medler's Syndrome

When an ok looking girl goes out with a guy and then when he breaks up with her she turns ugly and psychotic. This was named after a high school student that had to get a restraining order from his crazy ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: Yo you should totally hook up with Tara, she's so easy
Guy 2: Nah, that bitch got Medler's Syndrome

by PussyhunterBarzillay September 22, 2016

Millerpedic pillow

A makeshift pillow, simply made out of an empty 40 oz. bottle of Miller High Life.

"Hey Sam, how'd you like sleeping on that Millerpedic pillow last night?"

Sam: "It was comfy..."

by SSamonymous March 7, 2017

Millered

Can be used as a describing word for anything that is completely fucked, whether it be a paroletic person, broken fence or written off car, anything that falls disgustingly short of satisfactory is millered.

Bro, did you see that guy spew on the dance floor then fall asleep in the toilet? Fully millered or what!

by Kdogs stitchups April 24, 2017