Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny

I love my cat Detective mittens

by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019

piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

by Lads4 February 22, 2020

Mr.mittens

Some dumbasses rapper name

Man he is dumb like who thinks of mr.mittens

by Bugpigdiggyman June 4, 2020

mountain mite

A cool white friend that's not ashamed of having ancestors from the Caucasus Mountains.

Man, you and your family from up here look like mountain mites on that patch of snow with all that furry hair covering your bodies.

by Icare! June 11, 2020

Shard mites

The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no

Your arms and face are eating up by Shard mites from picking at them

by Hater proof November 6, 2020

K'mite

A portmanteau coined by Kingdom Memes to describe a particular set of people that are super cool and fun loving. They have a good sense of humor with real supernatural abilities.

Hey! Look at that K'mite he legit healed that mad man!!

The K'mite made us laugh and immediately laid hands on grandma, her cancer is gone now!

by Sarah Vance November 13, 2020

Christopher mittel

Phx Ninja 42 juGGalo a...awesome amazing man that will always have your back and is loyal af to a fault and is a mine

Christopher mittel is truely and honestly the man of your dreams dont let him get away

by Stephanie fiore February 17, 2021