march 30

national ask ur crush out day 😍😍

guy: what day is it

girl: march 30

guy: ok then

girl: why

guy: it’s national ask your crush out day

by Skdhsjdbshdjjfd March 29, 2022

March 28th

The day in which we celebrate the escape of our beloved friend, Quandale Dingle. His goofy ahh activities had him placed in a federal penitentiary, but now on this date he can roam free and prepare to drop a diss track featuring his asian brother Quanlingling Dingle and his baby mama, Shaniqua Anderson

Sup guys, its Quandale Dingle here. I have been arrested for multiple crimes: including battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency. I will be escaping prison on March 28th. After that, I will take over the world.

by Goofy Ahh Productions April 25, 2022

Moonshine March

Whenever you stay up till nearly 4am every night in March getting shitfaced with your friends.

Person 1: Dude I hate Moonshine March my parents are kicking me out.
Person 2: Man that sucks, but sleep is for the weak.

by Axeawesome March 17, 2020

No Bash March

The act of not masturbating for the whole month of march in order to know whether you still have control or if your penis has taken over Est. 2013

No Bash March soon better get it all out of your system in February
You had sex with your girl for valentines day didn't you? That should hold you up for no bash march

by MrDC February 22, 2015

Murder Minge March

Based on "Destroy Dick December" and "Forbidden Finger February" Murder Minge March is where a woman must orgasm in correlation to the number on that day's date. Once on the 1st twice on the 2nd and 3 times on the 3rd. This goes on until 31 times on the 31st.

Girl A: Are you doing the Murder Minge March challenge? It's like the boys' Destroy Dick December challenge but for girls.
Girl B: Honestly, I'd throw a challenge like that instantly!

by RockyRoadstheRogue November 6, 2020

5th of March

The day most good looking, generous, humourous, caring, talented, has good sense of everything and kind hearted ppl are born to existence. If you know someone who's born on this date you are blessed. BLESSED!

I wish i was born on the 5th of March...

by Yetrumeaningphordayssss November 23, 2021

4th of March

Whatever you're doing on this day, make sure to lock your other half up otherwise bad things will happen, as shown by two awful men on a Friday night in Cameo which will never be forgotten!

What are you doing for the 4th of March babe, I hope you are not going out with the boys!

by bigbadbastian March 10, 2022