Mai Tai

(noun) A tropical cocktail made famous by "Trader Vic" Bergeron in 1944, after mixing rum, lime, orange curacao, orgeat and syrup, with a spring of mint and fresh fruit garnish. His Tahitian friends named it with their native reply after tasting it, "mai tai" meaning literally "very good". Note that legend has it the drink is based on a recipe by "Don the Beachcomber" Gantt, who also invented the Navy Grog, the Tahitian Rum Punch, the Dr. Funk, and the Zombie.

"I don't care how you make it or what you substitute, I demand a Mai Tai!"

by biggs33 May 11, 2009

may 2020

A shit month. Someone shoulda told god to just skip this month cus nothing good came out of it

Black man: i actually didn’t really like how that policeman killed the bla-
White Policeman: SHUT UP LIBTARD *shoots rubber bullets*
Everyone: holy shit fuck May 2020

by Cocknballnballncock May 31, 2020

May 30th

National be nice to moss day

"Its May 30th Lets all do something for moss"

by Potaxxium May 29, 2021

Jacob May

The Absolute KING of Zoom Trolling. The moment he joins your zoom, you better end the call.

I ran into Jacob May on my zoom the other day, he made my teacher kill herself.

by 6dogz February 10, 2021

may 30

a gay person was born on this day

"i was born on may 30"
"oh so you´re gay?"

by yourmommx May 27, 2022

Elle-May

a sexy, perfect, beautiful bitch. usally short and chatty but everyone loves her :)

Who’s that over there?

oh its Elle-May, perfect isnt she?

by julybabygirl November 3, 2020

May 13th

Give you’re bf love and affection and maybe head if she consents!

Girlfriend-Babe it’s May 13th i love you so much lemme suck you’re dick

by pussydestroyer2012 May 10, 2022