jonathan mayonnaise

The sexiest man know to man kind

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*

by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023

Vulva mayonnaise

A jar full of Harry Munk draped all over a lucky ladys vulva.

Similar to garlic sauce on a kebab.

I spat my Vulva mayonnaise all over her Chevy Chase

by Jamo666 December 10, 2023

The Magcon Effect

The unhealed part of women that will always choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because over the past decade, Gen Z girls have grown up watching the unattainable Magcon boys (Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Jack Gilinsky, Shawn Mendes) and will never stop needing to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Millenials, see “Chad Michael Murray Effect,” for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, I don’t even like white boys, but the Magcon effect has me picking Rob over Miguel.”

by beansella57 August 11, 2024

Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024

Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.

"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."

by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024

Pencil Mayonnaise

How kind you are

He has level 100 pencil Mayonnaise!
He is so kind!

by Remydacat February 4, 2026

Dirty Mayonnaise

When you Shove a pickle so far up your Ass/Anus that it travels up your stomach and comes out of your mouth into a man's mouth. It may look like chunky Mayonnaise

I am going to give you a Dirty Mayonnaise tonight baby girl (literal)

by MayoGott October 7, 2024