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Ken Matthews

A name give to someone who a) never had a real, full time job, like a part time disc jockey, volunteer fireman, and real estate agent, who also sells out to the establishment right wing sacrificing all belief in science and facts just to suck the teet of lies and conspiracy.
Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.
by Zachzilla December 26, 2020
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Matthew Garcia

Amazing Talented Young Actor... Who Puts His Heart into Acting. He’s Striving To Get An Oscar. He Loves Basketball & Music He Wants The World To Know That He Wants To Become a Director Once He Gets Older And Retires From Acting. Some idols of Matthew Garcia are (Joaquin Phoenix, Timothee Chalamet, Eddie Murphey, and Jim Carrey) He Really Wants To Play Comedy Roles But He Wants To Play Many Different Roles Such As The Drama & Romantic Genre So He Doesn’t Get Stuck As a “tight character” But He Always Didn’t Like School... He Was Very Independent at a young age.
Everyone: We Love Matthew Garcia...
Matthew: Thank You...Love You
by Barney Barney January 7, 2021
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Matthew Compton

Matthew is the most amazing person in the world and deserves every piece of this universe.
Matthew Compton is a very lover able person
by Bethanharris February 16, 2021
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Matthew Joshua

A person that is sweet, humble, kind, and all the good things in the world. This person basically makes the world a better place.
That is pretty Matthew Joshua of you.
by battoussaaii June 16, 2021
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matthew cantu

Person who looks at child porn on other people's wifi...resulting in a raid to the individual's house instead of their own.
Hey, matthew cantu, did u see the new drop of that 8 year old boy? He's fine af.
by Her next man May 21, 2021
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Matthew Giraldo

Someone that repeatedly owns libs and exposes people non stop. Very forward thinking and absolute legend
Matthew Giraldo just got on that kid with pink hair
by Whatdoesbasedmean June 29, 2021
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Spicy Matthew

You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!
Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.
by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021
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