cocained matthew

When Matthew is so fucked up from cocaine that he turns into a Cocained Matthew

Whoa dude, Matthew got super done on cocaine that he became a fucked up Cocained Matthew

by unodos324 June 11, 2018

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Matthew Foamer

When an individual inserts any number of mentos between 3 and 10 up the rectum and proceeds to buttchug an entire liter of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage.

Damn that was hot my girlfriend Stella just sent me a video of her doing a Matthew Foamer

by Doctor Bitch Pants November 27, 2021

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Matthew Williams

A canadian with the power to be invisible due to shyness

wow look hes pulling a Matthew Williams

by Hetalia Trash June 18, 2016

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matthew espinosa

cutest guy on earth

matthew espinosa is sexy

by magconlover74 April 14, 2014

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matthew cockerill

This guy is an absalute tank of lad who knows what he's chatting.

You can spot a Matthew Cockerill coz he is the fittest lad you ever did see. ;)

*Girl 1 - Woo that lad is fit and i mean.... Fit

*Girl 2 - He has to be a Matthew Cockerill

by Shesamunter22 May 15, 2016

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the most amazing and beautiful creature to have ever walked this planet. he is nicknamed "Murph" but his full name is Matthew Edward Murphy. he is a genius, prodigy and can play several instruments including guitar, piano, synth, and he is also a fantastic singer, and writes the best songs. he is known for being the frontman in the indie-ish band The Wombats, and also for his wild hair. he is from Liverpool and was born on July 23rd, 1984. he graduated from LIPA and sort of recently ditched his anti-depressant addiction. he is also a huge fan of hummus, beer, and cigarettes; his favorite song is Wichita Lineman.

omg did you see that guy's awesome, outrageous hair? kind of reminds me of Matthew Murphy.

by yeahyehzxcvbnm January 6, 2012

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