Chris Martin

Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland).

Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow.

Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.

Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite.

by Geoff L. August 31, 2005

billy martin

Manager of the New York Yankees (AKA the worst team ever) in the 1970s and 80s. He was fired and re-hired almost half a dozen times by erratic lunatic/Yankees owner George Steinbrenner.

"Today in sports, George Steinbrenner just fired Billy Martin again. The Yankees haven't won a World Series in the 80s, and Steinbrenner's finger's on the button again!"

by WMT October 8, 2003

marching band

gift from God to high school

Ex: Those Ocean Lakes Marching Band Dolphins are awesome! It must be a... gift from God!

by That OL Kid November 16, 2010

martin luther king jr

the civil rights leader

martin luther king jr

martin luther king helped black people be what they are today.

by Latasha May 13, 2005

pickle martini

When one successfully receives a (consensual) blowjob after sneaking his penis in another, unsuspecting person's drink.

"I'm just going to choke one more down, and then we're outta here. Wait a second... that's not a straw!"

"Got ya!"

"Ha ha ha, yes you did. Oh my goodness, I, once again, got caught in a Pickle Martini. WOW! Well, here goes..."

by C.M. Focks June 1, 2009

Marching Band

1. Life
2. Perverts (not geeks)
3. Drumline is hot.
4. a SPORT that takes up all your time.
5. A second home.
6. We basically have our own language that people outside of band don't understand...
7. hard workers (even woodwinds)
8. Best memories... ever.
9. Family
10. A group of people that get together and work harder than the football team.

Person 1: Wanna hang out Saturday?
Bandy: Can't; Competition.
P1: What about next saturday?
B: Can't, I have a 12-hour practice.
P1: Any Fridays?
B: nope, Football games.
P1: Dang you have no life..
B: Marching Band IS life..

by Lisa Bac December 9, 2008

Marching Band

The Life of Football games, Awesome Musicians; Coolest people you'll ever meet.

"I can't wait to go to the game, the Marching Band's Awesome."

by Homie BG. September 8, 2009