by monkeyzrule May 20, 2012
Get the Maria mug.An absolutely beautiful Spanish girl, who likes a sexy American boy named Ethan. Very smart. Has the face of an angel, and eyes designed by God himself.
by Ethan Rice January 8, 2009
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This is a sexual term defining the act of a woman, while menstruating, squatting over top of someone and urinating on their chest
*it is important that there be no contact between the bodies
**the person being urinated on may masturbate
*it is important that there be no contact between the bodies
**the person being urinated on may masturbate
by Chaz the Spazzzzz March 11, 2009
Get the Hot Maria mug.Mariah is something on your birthday, it's a surprise. She has the most beautiful laugh and will cheer you up every day to make you smile when you are so blue
Mariah creative ,smart ,active,and she would turn your world upside down .She is the most beautiful person you can see she is the light of your life
by Mariah lopez June 21, 2018
Get the Mariah mug.Mariah is an amazing girl who can sometimes be mean if you get on her bad side! Mariah is one of a kind! Mariah can be big polar at some points changing from happy to sad by the time you snap your fingers, Mariah has brown hair and the most amazing eyes you will ever see. Mariah is glowing . She is not self confident, boys thinks that she likes them but she is just naturally humorous and doesn't gaf about genders. Mariah is amazing, and if you get her you are the luckiest man to live.
by bruhitsmariah71 October 4, 2018
Get the Mariah mug.She is an awesome mom, cuz she my mom, and she always making jokes to make everyone feel better. However, unlike the other definitions, I don’t think my mom is a big flirt at all, or someone who seduces every man who looks at her.....
by nadyyyyyyyyyyy April 29, 2019
Get the Maria mug.A Maria is a shorter then normal person that is usually under 5'0", she is a crazy Mexican when needed, she will show you a good time in more ways then one, but don't get on her bad side cause she will pull out her machete faster then Speedy Gonzales!! Her Smile, Personality, Charm, Selflessness are out of this world and her Strength is Stronger then the Machete she packs. She likes them BIG Chorizo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She wears her heart on her sleeve, and is a loyal person and a outstanding friend and will do anything for the ones she loves. She ain't no snitch, and is a ride or die one of a kind all around amazing person,
Man you seen Maria?!? she is one HOT TAMALE !
Yo you seen Maria and her Machete ? That thing is as big as her!
Yo you seen Maria and her Machete ? That thing is as big as her!
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