A desperate attempt at a moustache. Generally the half hearted attempt resembles a top lip that has recently been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.
Somebody should let that guy know he’s rocking a fu mannchez. His girlfriend must be so embarrassed.
by dillyheathen October 16, 2020
Get the fu mannchez mug.When you’re getting older in age and your full facial hair resembles a fu Manchu because the only non gray whiskers form the shape of the famed mustache.
by word smith January 27, 2021
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A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.
"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*
"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"
"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"
by Joey Fat Tits July 28, 2021
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Get the Abhishek Manchare mug.poopoodoggy manchild/pee1111111@2 is the term for a 5 year old man/woman to go and touch the goddamn grass and leave the discord servers to other moderators
by george bucklemaniac 1146 October 10, 2022
Get the poopoodoggy manchild/pee1111111@2 mug.The backcountry manchild is an emotionally unavailable adult male who uses backcountry skiing, mountain biking, and other high-adrenaline sports to escape his feelings and "find meaning". He struggles with self-love and acceptance, and the only consistency he is capable of is reading the daily avalanche and snow reports. His good looks, top-notch gear, and pristine 4Runner appear attractive on the surface but will soon be overshadowed by his insecurities. Ladies, run for your life. Only he can fix himself (best not wait around).
Salt Lake City is the top city in America to spot a Backcountry Manchild (BCMC) in the wild. The best places to find them are in the Snowbird tram line, playing pool at the Hog Wallow, and on Hinge (with vague relationship goals, looking for "adventure", and at least 50% of pics are of them skiing). May the odds be ever in your favor.
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Get the Backcountry Manchild (BCMC) mug.The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.
I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.
by Captain Rockso November 17, 2024
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