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Made doves cry

A euphemism for getting it on. Inspired by the iconic 1984 Prince song and his generally undeniable sexual magnetism. The man used his guitar to create a giant penis silhouette during the 2006 Super Bowl halftime show, for crying out loud.
1. I took that girl home and we made doves cry.

2. (Standing outside the door of two people having sex) This is what it sounds like when doves cry. You're a man now.

The word "cry" can be modified to reflect how good the sex was:

3. Girl: He only made doves weep a little.

4. Guy: We totally made doves bawl.
by NewsmanRob January 14, 2011
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Madden

A Football video game series where, in recent titles, it is way too easy to throw an interception. Only reason why I still play QB Club 99.
Man, I was playing Madden ’03 and I was throwing to Marvin Harrison and all of a sudden Troy Polamalu pops up out of nowhere, catches the ball, and returns it for a defensive touchdown…wtf, Troy Polamalu wasn’t even playing in ’03! This game’s fucked.
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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Madden Special

Fellatio given while the receiver is playing a video game, including, but not limited to Madden, NBA, or Halo.
"Her Madden Specials are the reason I don't break up with her"
by jbrwsf June 3, 2009
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madeley

an innocent girl on the outside but very fiesty on the inside
guy #1: danm did you see madeley?
guy #2: yeah she was so nice to me yesterday.
guy #1: dude, she was fucking fiesty to me during lunch because I took her chips.
by lovin.rainbows May 20, 2016
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The Madden

Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.
"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"
by Mike Monahan October 14, 2006
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Dirty Madden

Getting a blowjob while playing a video game
Man, my girlfriend gave me the best Dirty Madden while I was playing Halo 3. It was amazing!
by Lars McKowan March 17, 2009
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Made in China

If something is made in China, it's a piece of fucking shit. Don't buy it, unless you hate America, in which case, fuck you.
by gizmoduck January 4, 2012
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