homework machine

A book written by Dan gutman about some friends named Snik,Brenton,Kelsey,Judy were they make a homework machine

Kid did you read homework machine
2nd kid yeah its a good book

by Crazydude101johncena December 8, 2016

Filling Machine

the holy being of all holy beings to be worshipped in all it's live giving glory and not to be confused with the slightly less holy filling machine, or the (may the filling machine forgive me for saying it's name) satanic capping machine.

"hey do you worship the almighty graceful filling machine?"
"no, are you retarded or something?"
*gunshot*

by 14637956857642236735 April 7, 2021

toasty machine

An animal, such as a cat, that sits on your lap to absorb your warmth, but in actuality gives a tremendous amount of their own to you. Highly desired during colder months of the year. Basically a living blanket.

Libby was my little toasty machine last night while I was watching a movie.

by jefferprise January 7, 2008

Vending Machine

An alternate coded name for a cocaine dealer; generally one who sells larger than average volume.

Person A: "I'm going to get coke from the Vending Machine."

Person B: "That's Dope, man"

by Modest Pelican September 2, 2019

Machine everything

A term that means to "shell down" or shoot down "everything"

"WEGO HADDA MACHINE EVERYTHING ENT ENT"

by Gary go shoot alexander May 30, 2019

Metal Machine

a erected penis

No, we will never fall, we're masters of the world
Come suck my metal machine!

by Never gonna give you up! February 13, 2021

Beat machine

A slang term used by some people to refer to their heart, as it is the machine within them that beats.

Cindy broke my beat machine when she dumped me.

by Bros before Swine January 17, 2018