machete

Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.

*Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008

sub-machine gun

A class of firearms generally defined as being relatively compact with selective fire ability to switch from semi to full automatic. Usually fires standard handgun cartridges, though several exceptions exist (e.g. FN P90, H&K MP7) The sub-machine gun is most commonly used by special police/SWAT forces, paramilitary organizations, special op forces, and non-combatant military personel as a Personal Defense Weapon.

See also; SMG

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

Machination

Part of the description of how Patrick Star's mind works

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma *A carton of milk spills*

by My_Real_Name_420 June 13, 2016

Machae

A kind and family loving person. Enjoys time with friends. Very supportive and understanding.

Machae love her family with all her heart.

by MMC91 February 23, 2019

nickel machine

1) another name for a vagina

I saw her nickel machine.

Schweet!

by AnGdyDrew March 30, 2005

Steve machine

A very robotic Steven who has plain emotions and boring jokes , he is oily and sticky.

Hey look! It's the Steve machine.

by Ggggg mountain dew August 12, 2015