Monkey Douche

When a women is crouching/squatting in the tub naked facing the faucet with it running. She then repeadetly catches water in her hands and hand over hand begins tossing it into her vagina in hopes to extract male sperm (cum) out of her. The motion similar to that of a monkey throwing there feces hand over hand over there shoulders. (Yet in the situations one hand at a time and into there vagina)

Male: Hey hunny I hear the shower running. Coming in to join you. hehehe

Female: (not responding/did not hear)

Male: (sneaks in and sees her in tub) Um hey...

Female: GET OUT OF HERE!!

Male: Did I just catch you doing a Monkey Douche

by Skillet Sensation July 07, 2010

Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.

"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"

by Rodmonkey68 January 13, 2017

monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.

Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".

by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017

calculator monkey

Stereotypically, any Asian that is amazing at any math and/or math concepts and that can compute all of these concepts without the use of the calculator. These are typically the Asians that succeed in any classes having to do with math or science with little to no work being done as it just comes naturally to them based on their genetics in these subjects. Also, you use them to help you receive good grades in classes and help them by making friends they wouldn't normally have.

Person 1: "Hey man, did you get the answer to #5, the algebraic equation?"
Person 2: "Yea, Min got the answer for me in like 10 seconds. That kid is a calculator monkey if I've ever seen one before."
Person 1: "He definitely is!"

by Paceyourself February 07, 2014

Monkey Touch

Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.

Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch

by goofy ahh travis scott May 04, 2022

Baked monkey

While under the influence of copious amounts of THC, a brain altering chemical , one may experience being “baked.” Crossing the line from baked to extremely baked would promote one to the level of "baked monkey."

Did u see Phillip? He was baked monkey at dinner tonight, he wouldn’t stop eating and making animal noises cause he was so fucking high.

by bakedmonkey69 February 02, 2022

goofy monkey

a monkey that is goofy.

kim jong-un is a goofy monkey🙈

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 11, 2022