Mr. Men March

During the whole month of March, men with small penises (under 4 inches) cannot nut, in respect of their hero, Mr. Men.

Person 1: Get ready for Mr. Men March!
Person 2: Ooohh, I love Keshav and all, but this is a hard challenge!

by Brin Bib October 31, 2019

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Get the Mr. Men Marchmug.

Put men in rice

Putting men in rice to fix them. Just as you would a phone you've dropped in the toilet water.

'The rabbit hole I just went down, after learning why morgues prefer to hire women. SMH. Put men in rice' - roxane gay @rgay

by Djpjcat March 19, 2023

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Get the Put men in ricemug.

Turmoil at the front, willhelms forces on the hunt,Theres a thunder in the east,ITS AN ATTACK OF THE DECEASED!They've been facing poison gas 7000 charge en mass, turn the tide of the attack, and force the enemy to turn back!
And thats when the dead men are marching again
Osowiec, then, and again
Attack of the, dead, hundred men,
Facing the, led, once again,
Hundred men, Charge again, Die again

History Nerd 1: Ayo have you heard about The attack of the dead men
History Nerd 2: whats that?
History Nerd 1: It's bassically a real life zombie attack, that happened on august 6th, 1915, Some soliders, who should've been dead. Charged at the german army. Its also a sick fucking song
History Nerd 2: HOw HAVE I NOT FUCKING HEARD ABOUT THIS

by Chad3 October 31, 2021

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