balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

Mash

to collaborate... to get together!
Mashed - To party together!

Lets Mash this Saturday!

by TOM FRAUD August 2, 2016

Mash

Slang for man , fella or mate .
Often used to describe a male person in an ironic context.

Get out of the way, you mocha mash

by TongPoZopf November 7, 2019

mash fart

a sweet smelling fart when you dont have to poo.

why did you mash fart dick fucking cunt.

by tino francis May 1, 2009

Mash

A versatile verb used to show anger.

That dude jacked my shit. We should mash that fucker up.

by damerils March 23, 2009

mashing my taters

Gay shit a coworker does

He loves mashing my taters- Big J

by Pimply November 19, 2023

Mash

Mash is a silly girl with beautiful hair. She is classy sassy and smart-assy. Don't mess with her because she is feisty and is not afraid of anyone!

John: That girl was so silly.
Mark: Yea I bet her name was Mash

by Anon220391 August 2, 2021