woof machine

A very noisy, constantly barking dog.

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

toasty machine

An animal, such as a cat, that sits on your lap to absorb your warmth, but in actuality gives a tremendous amount of their own to you. Highly desired during colder months of the year. Basically a living blanket.

Libby was my little toasty machine last night while I was watching a movie.

by jefferprise January 7, 2008

Coin to a machine

Phrase meaning really easy or simple

1. I got her pregnant like a coin to a machine
2. Cmon just go ask her if you can grab her tits its like a coin to a machine

by Raymundro March 23, 2008

Machine gunner

When you cock back your penis and and thrust forward and ejaculate on a girls face.

"Dude, I was a machine gunner last night, it was so fun!!"

"Lucky!"

by Fishdick Jesus January 16, 2014

dudebro machine

Video game console made by either Sony or Microsoft since or after the FPS (first person shooter) game genre first became popular.

He thinks he is a mature gamer because he only plays games on his his dudebro machine PS4.

by neoncp20 June 13, 2014

homework machine

A book written by Dan gutman about some friends named Snik,Brenton,Kelsey,Judy were they make a homework machine

Kid did you read homework machine
2nd kid yeah its a good book

by Crazydude101johncena December 8, 2016

Machine everything

A term that means to "shell down" or shoot down "everything"

"WEGO HADDA MACHINE EVERYTHING ENT ENT"

by Gary go shoot alexander May 30, 2019