When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.
I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.
by recklessconduct February 19, 2025
Get the London Baby Lotterymug. by Not me I am You January 2, 2023
Get the Londonmug. londons a simp is a term you use for someone who is simping so hard for someone and watching them flirt makes you want to throw up
by Theplastics July 29, 2020
Get the londons a simpmug. The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
by NotPexbo May 6, 2017
Get the Back in Londonmug. Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024
Get the Londonmug. London Clean
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
by 0802954 December 11, 2022
Get the London Cleanmug. London
by Kianni April 3, 2019
Get the Londonmug.