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Lobster Fresh

Update of the antiquated expression Creasent Fresh. Similarly meaning, exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense.
Did you hear that new band? They are so lobster fresh!
by Xioz Tzu July 22, 2008
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Pasta and Lobster

A term used by black women/WOC who worship white males. Originally derived from rapper Kali's song named "Area Codes". It's often described as a joke but has quickly turned into a white male worshiping phrase/slogan. Pasta and Lobster being what many consider a top tier, fancy dish which also plays as a metaphor for how many black women view white males as the "cream of the crop" when it comes to dating. The term is only used for white male/non white white woman relationships.
"I'm done with black men, I'm getting me some pasta and lobster (typically a fantasy of a black femcel)

"Pasta and Lobster over Jollof and Fufu"

"Where do yall find pasta and lobster?" (a woman desperate to attract a male with white skin)
" I need pasta and lobster" ( The black woman is begging for a male with white skin )
by TheCriticalBlackMale July 6, 2024
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Lobster

A person who is currently single and has let to be in a serious relationship; forever a loner.
-You *still* don't have a girlfriend?
-Yeah, I'm such a lobster
by Ijamma1948 November 5, 2014
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Lobster Lady/Lord

The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.

Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'
Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober
by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023
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Protien Lobster

A very dense/colossal sized poo due to high protien/carb diets, common amidst power lifters.

Can be used when referencing a large painful dump in reference to 'pinching'.
'Who's moaning on the can?'

'Phil, he's unleashing a protien Lobster'

'Ahh, pinching one out mate?'
by Maximus Penetratus November 5, 2025
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Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation
Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"
by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025
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Alabama Lobster Fight

A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.
I was face fucking this girl and she started an Alabama Lobster Fight with me.
by The Alabama Muff Diver November 8, 2019
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