Blue Lobster

A sex position, like anal doggy-style, but you're lying on your tummy.

Oh! Richard! Keep doing that blue lobster on me!

by THE SEX MONSTER June 15, 2011

lobsterly

A look/feeling of internal disbelief and dumbfoundedness at the sheer stupidity of another person. Specifically used when one twists your words or actions to make you appear like a bad person

Jordan P: "Based on a multi variable study, women earn less by choice"
TV Interviewer: "So you are saying... Women get assaulted by choice."
Jordan Peterson: *Staring Lobsterly*

by Tlomz June 8, 2018

Lobster Fresh

Update of the antiquated expression Creasent Fresh. Similarly meaning, exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense.

Did you hear that new band? They are so lobster fresh!

by Xioz Tzu July 22, 2008

Lobster Miner

A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.

What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.

by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008

lobstering

making sure you never forget a favor and making you pay back for many many years

Damn that hippie mark wont quit lobstering me for that food he bought me.

by mjsavon June 16, 2008

Lobstify

When you lay out in the sun for way too long and turn bright red

"Be careful not to lobstify yourself at the beach today"

by MakeSure2Floss July 6, 2009

LOBsyn

Lack Of Beta Syndrome. This affliction is caused by people who believe they should be in a beta for an up-and-coming product but they were rejected or simply not picked yet. The sufferers often succumb to fits of rage that mainly target people who are already in the beta group. So far there is no prescription on the market for this disease.

"He is so hostile because he has LOBsyn. Give him a break, will you?"

by FilthCrow September 9, 2009