Neon Light Disease

Neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can't sleep.
A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.

1: I'm diagnosed with the neon light disease.

2: Excuse me?

1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?

2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?

2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.

1: Ah well, that's their loss.

by Kyata February 14, 2009

light

an object that produces a flame for igniting something.

Pass me the light and a cigarette.

by FJS April 26, 2006

Green Light

Green Light(verb)

Pronounciation - \ˈgrēn-ˌlīt\

To give a positive signal to do, or say something.

Horny Guy- Hey, l want to have sex with you...

Hot Girl- Um...

Horny Guy- Just give me the Green Light, and l'll get started... *takes off shirt*

Hot Girl- Well, to tell you some facts, *Takes off mask* l'm not a girl... l'm a guy.

Horny Guy- Well, to give you some straight-up facts, l'm not a "Horny Guy"... *Takes off Strap-on Dildo* l'm a Walrusman.

by Proper English Slangs June 26, 2009

Girls Light

Aka, Coors light. some of the shittiest beer ever. It's so light, only girls drink it.

Sally and Jill went to the bar and ordered some girls light, cause they wanted to drink and not get too tipsy. They saw that Joe was drinking girls light too and thought, wow what a pansy!

by Beer Guy December 9, 2008

Bro Light

Slang for Bud Light, the beer of choice for bros, bro hoes, and other 909ers.

I have the runs because I drank a couple pitchers of Bro Light last night with the SRH crew.

by Ricky Racer December 8, 2007

light at the end of the tunnel

(n.) The end of ones life, as described by those who claim to have had near death experiences.

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel

Was just a freight train comin' your way, hey... yeah...

--Metallica, No Leaf Clover.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Bud Light Lime

An aborted Carona fetus. Complete mediocrity supported by dudes that secretly want to drink Mike's Hard Lemonade and suck on fluorescent sugary cocks. Flying off store shelves because douchebags have been popping out of vagina's in abundance lately

"Hey, Ted has some Bud Light Lime!"

"Hey, Ted is a fag!"

(meanwhile Ted is running to the bathroom to remove his tampon and listen to Hinder)

by Fodey oz August 4, 2009