Laserrhia

diarrhia that projects out of your anus at the speed of a laser; when a turd like this occurs it should sound like the laser effects from every star wars movie you have ever seen!

I laserrhia'd so hard last night my head hit the cieling!

by derrick campanelli August 2, 2006

laser heel

is when performing a front side 360 pop shuv while flicking a heel flip on a skate board

he just landed the laser heel of that se

by xXKHAOZXx October 30, 2007

Laser Bitch

Some bitch who shines a laser in your eye, possibly born in 1984.

"Ah I cant see because that Laser Bitch got me..."

by Rynoburrow January 14, 2013

Laser Sex

Theoretical term for stimulating ones sexual organs using high powered lasers.

Joe: Hey dude, did you just bang that chick?
Mike: Yeah! We had laser sex, it almost blinded me!
Joe: Oh....

by Kadzi October 30, 2013

Do it later

Pronounced "do it laaaateeeer". Procrastination pushed to its very limit. Perfected by a dynamic young man from Dorset who first uttered these eternal words. A perpetual state of doing it later is known as All systems go

Mike: You gonna leave the house today?
Aidan: I'll do it later

by X-Ray_Cat December 28, 2007

Man-O-Lanterns

A Newly founded super group first founded in Mt.Pleasant but quickly moved throughout parts of Michigan. Known for there crazy drinking habits, Black Jack-o-lantern t-shirts and being down to be down.

These Man-O-Lanterns are crazy cool.

by King11 December 25, 2008

Green Lantern

The act of covering your partner during sexual intercourse in snot instead of lubricant.

Brad Pitt " Ah dude i was just with Angelina and I realized i had no lube so I...."
Matt "So you did a green lantern?"

by etones123 May 7, 2011