Laidzy

The state that one achieves when they wish to get laid by their lady so badly that they become too lazy to do anything else.

My roommate was too laidzy to do the dishes...

by DISHESSUCK October 3, 2016

Lardass

Kim kardashian

Wow Kim Kardashian is a real lardass.

by Abkbkab January 11, 2017

lardic

When something is fully big it clogs reality man and hell yeah. and then fat!

Well if it isn't a rather lardic male if i do not ever say so myself. #suefacebookm9

by fat male December 9, 2016

Lard

What you call your boyfriend if he is a "tub o lard"

Hey Lard how was your day you fat turd.

by Beardy March 31, 2017

Lair

As in lady lair the female equivalent to the man cave.

Check out this antique Schlitz beer lamp I scored for my lady lair, it's tits.

by Bingo Bitch August 3, 2017

lairson

Lairson, it is a diffrent way of saying smart, happy, and bold

lairson what a good name

by Luke1011 June 5, 2017

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017