mike lit-burnz

it refers to a saying "my clit burns" and people mostly say it in TikTok comments and lives

"Can you say happy birthday to Mike Lit-Burnz?"
"Happy birthday Mike Lit-Burnz!"
*realizes*

by mqxxed March 2, 2025

Lit

A word that only the whitest of kids use.

A word that should have died in 2016.

My dog has AIDS. Oh that's lit!

by Lord Trump December 29, 2017

LIT MACHINE

Only use in upper case. This term is used to distinguish supreme "lit" from normal "lit".

"Is this party a lit machine?" "No Carl, it's a LIT MACHINE."

by mmpp123 August 18, 2019

lit sandwich

we all strive for a lit sammich, classic line of mine for when you find joy in something/someone. (please use it i’ve never heard it anywhere else & I frankly feel dumb when I say it with the looks I get) I digress, spread of the lit sandwich is essential to everyone’s sake.

successfully reaching marriage with a fine ass female that you enjoy your days with

you: lit sandwich

successfully reaching new vegas through Quarry Junction at level 1

you: lit sandwich

watching joe rogan interview roe jogan

you: lit sandwich

by mistatenbelow March 2, 2021

Lit

Having such a high level of intoxication a person loses track of what they're doing.

I didn't even drink my tequila shot. I dumped it in my drink and left my drink on the bar. Too lit.

by Narduwar October 5, 2016

Mia the lit one

A awesome friend who is a Savage like log pollen she will beat your ass don't mess with her she will get. Ligma tattooed on her wrist

Ayy Mia the lit one

by AJ is a dumb hoe aka MrsMendes June 17, 2019

lit day

The one day of the week that is assigned to be lit

Guy 1: You dude i heard you hooked up with anna on lit day.
Guy 2:Yea dude im excited for the next lit day

by H2OLimbo May 28, 2016