An act of transformation from a human state of being into a sloppy, brown mass of turd, indigestible sweetcorn, and liquid after jumping from great heights, such as a trampoline or, for dwarfs, a table or bench. Such an act is seen as "totally sick" or "simply radical" in small concentrations of young or elderly men. This act is most enjoyed when the person transforming (or "morpharrhea" as it is medically known) jumps through the small holes in trampolines or street gutters, and reforms on the other side, with only a small quantity of poo left on the surface they fell through.
This can, however, lead to some fatal injuries, such as loss of brain cells or limbs, if the quantity of leftover plop is high enough. Nonetheless, it is an extremely fun and enjoyable pastime for all ages.
This can, however, lead to some fatal injuries, such as loss of brain cells or limbs, if the quantity of leftover plop is high enough. Nonetheless, it is an extremely fun and enjoyable pastime for all ages.
I saw Jed do i diarrhea jump in trampolining class yesterday. The way he reformed on the other side with only a tiny handful of poo nuggets left over was amazing.
Jessica enjoys to commit serious morpharrhea on Saturdays, I fear that she may loose a finger in the act.
Jessica enjoys to commit serious morpharrhea on Saturdays, I fear that she may loose a finger in the act.
by CurryPhantom November 4, 2011
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a busted jump is a jump done by the band busted, in which they hold a guitar and jump really high, bending their knees behind them, and often trying to hit a chord at the same time. Really good fun if you have to coreograph a dance at school and nedd to fill a few counts, just all do busted jumps!!
I think that we should all do a busted jump now, even if out dance is a slow and emotional ballad...ROCK N ROLL!!!
by theuniqueme February 16, 2005
Get the busted jump mug.The sexual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your dick in as the jump lands. Events include the oral Mexican long jump, back door long jump, and classic Mexican long jump.
Dude 1:"Whoa, did you see johnny miss that Mexican long jump?"
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."
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by Ferret Waffle June 13, 2011
Get the Mexican long jump mug.The “jump” is the place in a newspaper story where the story moves from page A1 to, say, page A23. Numerous studies show that the overwhelming majority of readers do not bother to follow the story past the jump line. Although you don’t see it when you read newpapers on the internet, most people read newpapers in the print form – and savvy editors use the power of the jump to their advantage. Humorously used by the blogosphere to indicate information that will be added in later.
by Armando Perez April 17, 2005
Get the after the jump mug.The act of jumping really high. Most commonly used by white kids who belive in the stereoype that all black people can jump really high speacialy used in videogames as doing something like a double jump or any thing that makes you jump higher.
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Get the nigga jump mug.21 Jump Street is an awesome 80's cop show that is all about young cops posing as kids. They go undercover into the school and bust kids for rape, murder, drugs, abuse, etc. The best is when you find out something about one of the cops' past. It gets really intense.
21 jump steet envolves going into schools posing at students and then they bust the drugies. it is awesome. 21 jump street should have repeats on tv.
by steve the pirate December 28, 2005
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