going to jackson

Code word for jacking off.

I'm going to watch porn tonight and then im going to jackson

by coositer April 23, 2009

Ginger Nut Jackson

A black person with ginger hair.

Named after the famous actor, Samuel L. Jackson. Though he does not have ginger hair, he is the most famous black person we could think of.

Look at that Ginger Nut Jackson. What the fuck was he thinking.

by Treb Derp June 28, 2011

Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.

"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

by TheLolcat22 May 8, 2019

the autozone jackstands

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.

I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.

by Sadie Enward Jr. November 10, 2021

Pulling a Jackson

When a person bullies another person, the other person starts to bully the first person. The first person believes that they aren't the dick but they think the other person is for bullying them.

Person 1: Bullies Person 2*
Person 2: Bullies Person 1*
Person 1: "Why?! I didn't do anything to you!"
Person 1 is pulling a Jackson

by FlameDuplix007 December 7, 2022

Samuel L. Jackson

He's the guy that plays every black person in every movie ever.

"Hey man who's that guy that plays that black guy in that movie?"
"Probably Samuel L. Jackson"
"What about that other movie where the dude died and the guys did the stuff?"
"Samuel L. Jackson again man."

by Unwoven Sleeve June 7, 2016

janet jackson's breast

silicone filled and covered with silver sun nipple ring.

look at that over weight gay dude,, he has a janet jackson breast

by slkbenzman February 2, 2004