Jennifer

She will poop in your mouth

Did you see Jennifer last night?
Yep shat right in my mouth

by Yeetusthatdirtyfetus August 21, 2020

Jennifer Lawrence

No definition can accurately explain the high awesomness levels the Jen emits. Some say when she was in the womb of her mother, God gave her acting lessons. Well if I were to really try to attempt explaining her....SHE IS THE MOST FREAKIN' PERFECT PERSON EVER SO BEAUTIFUL, HILARIOUS, TALENTED, AND OMFG DID I SAY HILARIOUS????? SHE IS SO AMAZING AT EVERYTHING AND I WANT TO MARRY HER LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THIS FREAKING PLANET. IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DIE. VERY PAINFULLY. LIKE SO PAINFUL THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL TURN INTO MUTHA TRUCKIN' ICE CREAM. THAT WOULD HURT WOULDN'T IT? EXACTLY. JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS THE BEST PERSON EVER PERIOD.

Lawsbian 1: Have you seen Jennifer Lawrence's interview?
Lawsbian 2: YES I WANT TO MARRY HER LIKE I MARRIED MY WIFE THAT I DON'T HAVE BECAUSE I'M TO BUSY TRYING TO GET WITH JEN.

by JenniferLawver October 2, 2013

jennifer lawrencing

jennifer lawrencing means performing one's duty in a relationship, but failing at being responsible at everything else.

-Nicole Petallides flashes her body on the air, on Fox News. What else does she do?

-Nothing, dude, she's Jennifer Lawrencing it. Pussy; and nothing.

by addeps3 October 26, 2014

jennies

Another word for Genitals

"Oh god you kicked me in the jennies and they are now shattered!

by Sparks June 11, 2006

Jenning

adj;
1) To smoke marijuana.

Created in memory of Peter Jennings who was always able to stay calm no matter how depressing was the world he reported about nightly.

Dude, I have some great dank, we should definitely go Jenning with this stuff.

by Arialys January 19, 2008

jenni

another name for Susanna Ward because Jenni is just susanna in disguise, for they are never in the same room at the same time

did you know that jenni was realy susanna ward in disguise

by The Anti-Christ Messiah July 26, 2010

jennifer

Jennifer is a type of snake, they love to suck the life out of people. They are rude and nasty. They like to look and appear nice on the outside but on the inside they are judging everything about you. Do not trust them they are mean, a true mean girl.

"Omg there is a Jennifer on the floor!!"

by mebee November 25, 2017