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Jared

The man that stole Wilbur's waman
In 'Your New Boyfriend' by Wilbur Soot/Will Gold; he sung the lyrics "Yeah I've met Jared- (of course I've met Jared)".
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He's such a cute nerd he may not think of himself as being cute but I promise he is one. He often loves to play basketball with his pals and he is just goofy that his looks won't even matter to you because he will make you laugh every single time
Person:I have a crush on Jared

Person #2: Omg Jared! He is so cute can't wait until I find myself my own Jared
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From ancient times of Judaism this powerful word mean't "The only one". Poets and Scholars throughout the ages have often come to think of this word, this name as the closet thing they could ever connect to a divine being. Truly blessed those that are given such a name, favoured by unknown entities that protect and offer goodwill to.

Always trust in a Jared for they truly are divine.

False ways to spell this include Jarrad, Jered, Jarad, Gerad, Jwardico and Jerad. May unlucky tidings pass those that say such blasphemy.
What's that on the hill? Oh that's Jared, he's pretty awesome.

Hey Jared can you impregnate my wife with your seed?
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Missing hair follicles, extremely bald. Has a one-piece character build. Overall a 1 in looks. Knows his way around a women. Not the sharpest person in the room.
Jared’s bald as shit
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Jared is black history
Jared was there when martain Luther king jr was giving his speech
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Jared Flows this tale was recorded on the year of 1962. This is a ballet to comerate the Tale of Jared.

-There once was a young lad named

Jared
-Helping the people he grew uo with livin in boxes when he opened the door he expected a fridge but it was only a box.
-twas a mournful night for this young lad named jared.
-Uncle Cliff his only true love but he did not they were related he robbed by his son but twas the end for young jared.
-Jumping into the rap game rapping with one canolie but without he just threw it away.
- that was the end for his raping game as he went on to br a father.
-through the boxes he looked weak and weary. But without a woman he lusted for more. Aroma filled the air drifitng flowing like water. And then it hit him his rap name was clear. Hureka he said as the name came on Flows 201 was born....
end prologue
Jared your box disapeared!
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a bitch... who thinks he’s cool but isn’t.
omg look at jared he deadass thinks he did something with that outfit. 🤢
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