Jared

Jared, the nephew of el caca.
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii

Walter: JARED I WANT MY COFFEE
jared: here you go.
Walter:JARED YOU DUMB FUCK YOU MESSED UP BADLY

by Le chat sexy October 24, 2022

Jared

A guy who pees on something to make art.

“Is that Jared? What did he draw this time?”

by Cheeeztordee December 29, 2021

send in jared

When you send in the most awesome person to cause a bunch of mayhem and destroy everything

Hey Ryan, SEND IN JARED

by Cool guy 18438 December 31, 2023

Jared

Jared's are short but are absolutely packing my guy

Look there is a Jared he is so cool.

by didurmom42069 July 6, 2022

jared move

The Jared move a skill move in soccer. You would dangle your foot over the ball for about 2 seconds then move one way, and trick your opponent and go the other way. The first to use this was Jared and it has been used all over Australia and the globe

Jared just wrecked him, with (the Jared Move)

by The Jared Move May 15, 2018

Jared

Jared is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is smart, kind, cute funny, and above all he is such a gentlemen. He will always give you a compliment and is the sweetest person EVER!!!! He will always make you smile and blush. He is super strong and loves to workout. He is a great boyfriend, husband, fiance, etc. If you get a Jared in your life you are or would be extremely lucky I know I am. Jared will support you in whatever you love and will always make you laugh. Jared's are amazing guys and any girl would be lucky to have one.

Girl 1: so who is the special guy?
Girl 2: Jared he is so amazing!!
Girl 1: I love Jared's i wish I had one :(

by cheerleader12 April 9, 2019

Jared

A guy who isn’t the best looking but makes up for it in other ways. He is trustworthy, fun to flirt with, the best person to make boring classes fun. Overall someone who makes you overall happy!

Jared made my day during math!

by JuliaO October 13, 2018