Jet ski legend

Any legend who can ride a jet ski for longer then an hour without getting tired out.

That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.

by Ryanraptor July 15, 2018

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Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.

Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!

by boink! March 04, 2022

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watch yo jet

A slang word telling someone to watch out for danger or pranks

Before I shot Jackson with a water gun, I yelled: "Hey Jackson! Watch yo jet, cuh!"

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cool my jets

What my boyfriend tells me when I drink too much beer too quickly

“Mika, cool my jets”

by Mikaaaaa November 13, 2018

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Jet Puff’d

When a man gets too drunk, and wakes up the next morning with his entire dick and balls forced into a container of Jet Puff marshmallow crème

Brett woke up the next day confused and concerned, because his entire dick and balls had been forced into a container of Jet Puff. His friends then broke the unfortunate news that he has been “Jet Puff’d”.

by Copenhagen Joe February 17, 2025

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