Jessica fernihough

Someone who is an absolute retard, fakes depression, cuts for attention, has no friends, and is gay

Person 1: "yo you seen jessica fernihoughs wrists"
Person 2 "yeah but that's fake and she has no friends so no one cares

by I like meth 69 420 November 25, 2019

Jessie

E. M. O.

ITS SO DEPRESSING IN HERE.
IT MUS BE JESSIE AGAIN

by Yami20031 August 21, 2016

jessica simpson

a dumb blonde conservative twit with really big boobs and a huge nose.

enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.

her 15 mins were up before they even started.

"is this chicken what i have? or is it fish? i know it's tuna...but it says chicken of the sea!"

*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!

by alissenn manssenn November 10, 2004

Jessica

Jessica is gorgeous but often tends to change over time. She is active and playful. She has an amazing body and tends to be very understanding. When Jessica falls in love she will never get her crush out of her head.

"Man, Jessica is so nice and cute."

by J & J twins February 1, 2017

jessica simpson

proof that blondes are dumb. the stereotypical blonde bimbo with epic tits and a fake tan. i doubt SHE was the one who initiated the divorce. her husband probably had some sense knocked into him finally. is now dating a smart brunette and is making millions by pretending to be depressed and heartbroken about the split (his new album).

person 1: jessica simpson is dumb, but nick lachey is a smart man for leaving her.

person 2: she left HIM.

person 1: yeah, he left her.

by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh March 25, 2007

Jessica Kennedy

The meaning of dip shit is Jessica Kennedy

Jessica Kennedy is a Dip shit

by Oliver and lachlan November 8, 2018

Jessica

Jessica is an independent woman. She takes care of herself and loves everyone around her. She has dark brown hair, brown eyes, and tan skin. Creativity is her middle name. She wants to be in the books and live those stories. Most people call her Jess, she likes it better too. Anyone can make her laugh, she has a mostly clean sense of humor and cutest laugh. Flowers are her passion, rolling in the grass and feeling the breeze as she picks the wildflowers. She's rare, vibrant, and a special delight.

Where did all these flowers go?

Jessica was here wasn't she?

by Wild_Flower_Child May 22, 2017