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Hairy Japanese Bastards 

Used to describe rabbits, although we will never know whether the phrase has any significance whatsoever, or whether it is simply a drunken outburst.
Used by Father Jack Hackett (played by Frank Kelly) in the comedy "Father Ted" to describe a plague of rabbits that has descended on the household. In a scene, Jack wakes up to see the room full of rabbits and looking what is a mixture of surprised, shocked and angry mutters Hairy Japanese Bastards!. It must be remembered that Jack is almost constantly under strong influence of alcohol.
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Angry Japanese Dragon 

Same as an angry dragon but as soon as she looks up you punch her in the nose and when the blood mixes with your cum, it becomes an Angry Japanese Dragon. Usually you can only do this once per girl.
I gave this bitch an Angry Japanese Dragon and she never hooked up again, don't understand

Do you think i Japanese like a school girl 

when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.
Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl

Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!

turning japanese 

Masterbation. Refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.
Guys sometimes turn japanese when they watch pornos.

SOLLY JAPANESE ONRY

weird sex act only done by japanese.
you shove a bunch of pubic hair in your partner’s mouth, next you deficate all over his or her face then scream “LOCK’N’LOLL IS HERE TO STAY!!!!!” as you ejaculate.
gaijin #1 “dude, i’m horny as fuck”
gaijin #2 “i’d tap dat ass
nihonjin “SOLLY JAPANESE ONRY!!!”
SOLLY JAPANESE ONRY by chinkomanko December 4, 2021

It's like one of my japanese animes 

The phrase you say, when you find something that references to the anime. In real life.
Or just Otacon from metal gear solid.
Person A gets confronted by the robot ninja.
Person A : What's with these guys?
Person A : ...It's like one of my japanese animes...

Half Japanese Girls 

They do it to me everytime.
"Goddamn You Half Japanese Girls"
"the redhead said you shred the cello."
"and I'm jello, baby."
Half Japanese Girls by Teaton April 9, 2009