Tom Hollands Jawline

Tom Hollands jawline cannot cut just diamonds, but also titanium. His jawline is 120 degrees.

"Dude, how sharp is Tom Hollands jawline??"
"120 degrees, I heard it cuts titanium."
"Damn that's sharp."

by Tom Hollands Jawline can cut m September 10, 2018

japanese house arrest

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

Ja Morant

Another term for a glock

I got that Ja Morant on me

by Thouzands March 5, 2023

Lauren Jauregui

beautiful eyes, beautiful smile, beautiful voice. thats Lauren Jauregui - bisexual Cuban American woman and she's proud of it.

lauren jauregui -
"you aint gotta go to work"

every harmonizer (probably turned gay from lauren) -

*sings along*
*does full choreographed dance routine*
*screams at the top of voice* "SING IT LAUREN"

by green eyed goddess March 30, 2017

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.

I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!

by Shakes-Spear October 24, 2012

Jair Bolsonaro

The biggest bitch alive in human history, 100 times worse than Trump, the modern version of Nero

Everyone died in Brazil from the pandemic because of Jair Bolsonaro

by No_Quarter_for_them February 10, 2021

Jacie

Jacie is the best person ever. She is sweet,smart,beautiful,loving,caring,supportive, funny and hooooot(even if she says she isn't). She is the reason why i enjoy going to school everyday, the reason why i smile so much...she literally doesn't need to do anything, her smile alone lights up my whole world. Jacie is my baby, my bestfriend, my happiness, the girl i want to marry and spend the rest of my life with. I can't see myself with anyone else, only her. When im with her its like every thing is perfect, every problem or every worry just goes away. When she tells me that she loves me, my heart just melts and i cant stop smiling. Her kisses are the best, when you hug Jacie and smell her and get her hair all over your face, its the greatest feeling ever. She's just the perfect girl. There is no other way to put it, just perfect. I cant wait till she sees this,i love her with all of my heart.

Friend:Jacie!!!
Me:yuppp thats my baby

by Emiliano(soon to be Gomez) May 2, 2019