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internet

A media form that politicians, religious nuts, and soccer moms have tried in vain to control. Whatever is posted here is free for the taking, whether it be MP3s, porn, warez, or software.
by sarcastic June 23, 2003
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Internet Karma

The idea that karma (or some form of redemption) can be obtained by arguing points against racism, violence, sexuality, and morality on the internet. People that believe in this generally seek to improve their own conscience and appear to hold high moral values on a strictly online-basis. They do not, however, act on many of their opinions in real life.

These individuals also have a tendency to flame even the smallest of references that might be deemed “offensive”. To them, standing up for a group of people that deserves sympathy or a particular cause nets “Internet Karma Points” which can be redeemed to clear their conscience of immoral actions committed off the net.
Josh: Well, at least now less jobs will get outsourced to Japan.

Carl: "You ignorant fool" *insert rant about how Guy 1 is a terrible human being*

Kelly: "That's a good point Carl, Josh was really being ignorant, but weren't you just telling me last week about how you hated Japan because they were going to buy up all of your precious iPads? Quit trying to earn those Internet Karma Points and get a life."
by SilverContrail April 12, 2011
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Internet Porn

Love is just a click away!!
Person 1: Im lonely
Person 2: You need some internet porn
by Strikercdw September 11, 2007
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Smart ass Internet people

Annoying ass people that use the internet to hide themselves and talk crap in a smart ass logical genuis way. And somehow think that there better than everyone else and say that everything created in earth that people like or enjoy are retarded and immature.
NORMAL PERSON:likes something on internet
Smart ass Internet people:OH thats gay and for little kids.
by cracker mijo August 21, 2011
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Internet Hate Machine

A machine composed of people known as Anonymous who target "innocent" people on the internet.
Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
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internet chat

The combination of several words and phrases commonly used by people in chat rooms or message boards.
1. G2G, gotta go :D lol
2. Dude, stop speaking in internet chat.
by bluesonic August 8, 2006
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Internet Bait

Internet bait is when you say something that is obliviously wrong. The goal afterwards is to get people to try and correct you, as well as tell you how dumb you are.
Person A: Hey do you like Mario Kart?
Person B(Internet Bait): Yeah, i love playing as goku and shooting lazers at robbie rotton

Person A: Are you retarted? None of that is in Mario Kart!
by MarioKartEpicness December 28, 2016
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