Trojan Indian Gift

The act of giving a condom to your friend as a gift and then using the same condom to have sex with his or her roommate the same night.

The condom can also be substituted with alcohol or any other tangible item but must be used without the person the gift was bought for and used the same night the gift was given.

Girl 1: Happy birthday! (hands Boy 1 a condom)
Boy 1: Haha. Thanks. Always need these right.

4 hours later

Boy 1: Hey Roommate 1. Have you seen that condom Girl 1 gave me tonight?
Roommate 1: Oh, you mean the one you got for your birthday?
Boy 1: Yeah
Roommate 1: Oh...(rubbing back of head)...yeah...I definitely used that tonight when I was having sex with Girl 1.
Boy 1: (Blank stare) Talk about a Trojan Indian Gift.

by One For The Angels March 2, 2011

double indemnity

the ONE movie you want to be buried with.

nev: hey rob, what's your double indemnity?
rob: hmmm - tough one - i think ozu's 1953 "tokyo story"

by nebiru100 December 28, 2011

Hook Index

As it relates to television series, the hook index is the average number of episodes one must watch before they are committed to watching the rest of the series. For instance, Breaking Bad may have a hook index of 3. Meaning, you have to make it through episode three in order to really stay with the series (mostly because of the icky bathtub scene from episode 2.

Parks and Recreation has a hook index of 6. Because it was so similar to The Office, views drastically declined in the first season until the last episode (6) where "Despite the low rating, "Rock Show" received the best reviews of the season and convinced some critics that the series had finally found the right tone."

by RichardNavarrete June 4, 2019

COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)

a mental disorder marked by alternating periods of deep depression and extreme “I guess I’m okay”-ness while sheltering in place during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

Chris: Have you noticed anything different about Ross? He’s been really unpredictable and acting nat-shit crazy ever since the shelter-in-place order went into effect.

Naomi: Dood, he clearly suffers from COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)!

by pantaloonsareback April 16, 2020

Tango India Tango Sierra

Basically NATO phonetic alphabet for tits

Bravo 1: Bravo 1 here - do you copy, Bravo 4?
Bravo 4: Copy.
Bravo 1: Oh ye' holdin' up, Bravo 4?
Bravo 4: Pretty good.

Bravo 1: Ye' miss home?
Bravo 4: Affirmative. Cant wait to get the Tango India Tango Sierra in my face

by GSA84 September 1, 2020

Northern Independence Party

An unregistered pop-up political party who spend their days ranting on Twitter about how the Tories and Keir Starmer have ruined their beloved "Northumbria", so much that they have had to move to Brighton. They are one of the biggest examples of a Twitter bubble, as they seemed to think they could win the Hartlepool by-election but ended up coming 8th with 250 votes (or 0.8% of the vote). They then proceeded to have a rant at the Yorkshire Party who received 9.7% of the vote in the West Yorkshire mayoral election. They also still cry about Corbyn losing in 2019.

Anyone heard of the Northern Independence Party?

by TheWickedBitchIsDead June 5, 2021

Basis Independent Fremont

A very bad school. Doesn’t care about their student’s needs. Underpays teachers. Don’t come here. Don’t send your children here.

A: Have you heard of Basis Independent Fremont?
B: No
A: good

by Nothingnobodyblankempty August 16, 2022