Inchwormer

A man that has a very small penis.

Girl 1: What happened between you and Alex? I thought things were going so well.

Girl 2: well...we were in bed, it was gettin' all hot n' heavy and then I saw it, he was a total inchwormer

by BronxbabyGirl March 6, 2009

2 inch gang

a community of men with two inch penises

Trump might have small hands but he still ain't 2 inch gang.

by mike the mule March 6, 2017

14 incher

black cock

want to suck my 14 incher

by chambobro11 September 6, 2017

8 Inch Sag

When a man or teen is wearing tight-often microfiber-underwear and he has a large scrotum and testicles but a tiny penis that gives off the appearence of having a eight-to-twelve inch penis.

"There was this guy at the gym who looked like a stud in his boxers, but when he took a shower it was just an 8 inch sag."

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

itchy little bastard

That tiny spot on your back, you just can't reach when it itches.

oh you itchy little bastard, I'm gonna scratch my back against a rough wall.

by woot ^^ woot ^^ September 22, 2005

ichy scratchy

When your pissed off girlfriend / wife takes your freshly folded undies and rubs them in fiber glass insulation, folds them and puts them back for you to wear.

I gave my boyfriend the good 'ol ichy scratchy lastnight.

by April Arsenic January 26, 2009

ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.

look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007