Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 6, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wankmug. 
by he he haw February 26, 2022
Get the Danger danmug. still a pretty cool dude. He could beat you up if you made him mad. Story goes that he threw an industrial sized trash bin at someone just because they pissed him off. Oh and for reference keep mango juice away from him, trust me you don’t want to know why.
by FireOfLife September 1, 2024
Get the mega dangermug. Jealousy. We’ve all experienced it. Jealousy can be defined as the vigilant maintaining or guarding of something. Jealousy has a bad rap but it’s normal to want to guard the people we love, especially when we see a potential rival cozying up to our significant other. But there’s a difference between feeling jealous and exhibiting unhealthy jealous behaviors.
Dangerous jealousy these people going to kill me.
Jealousy doesn’t become a problem until it’s acted on. People that are prone to intense jealousy or possessiveness often harbor feelings of inadequacy or inferiority and have a tendency to compare themselves to others. Jealousy, at its core, is a byproduct of fear, fear of not being good enough, fear of loss. When it hits, it can trick us into believing our relationship is in immediate danger, making it impossible to distinguish between natural feelings of protectiveness and irrational suspicion.
Jealousy doesn’t become a problem until it’s acted on. People that are prone to intense jealousy or possessiveness often harbor feelings of inadequacy or inferiority and have a tendency to compare themselves to others. Jealousy, at its core, is a byproduct of fear, fear of not being good enough, fear of loss. When it hits, it can trick us into believing our relationship is in immediate danger, making it impossible to distinguish between natural feelings of protectiveness and irrational suspicion.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 16, 2019
Get the Dangerous jealousymug. by 4bigguysandtheybustonmyeyes November 24, 2021
Get the John Dangermug. A middle aged woman who is probably the coolest person you know. Likely named Mandy. Does she like Diet Coke? White Claw? Manger dangers like both, sometimes at the same time. She embraces dry shampoo. She owns a nail gun and a Pinterest account.
Was that a Manger-Danger in the Taco John’s drive thru?
by Sdcreate August 7, 2021
Get the Manger-Dangermug.