I’m cooked

A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.

Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked

by Pammmma March 8, 2024

I’m going to jail

When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail

Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)

by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024

I’m parked

When your super tired mentally or physically but your still down to do something

yo bro you down to hit the rager tonight?

Yeah ig, i’m parked, but yeah fs

by Yoyoyoy1 March 17, 2024

I’m parked

whenever your super tired but your still down to hang out or do something

yo bro you tryna come over and chill

I’m parked bro, but yeah I’ll be there

by Yoyoyoy1 March 18, 2024

I’m chilling

She out there being a Hoe‼️

If she says “I’m chilling” she’s talking to multiple niggas

by Jackblakeson March 23, 2024

I’m not tho

Boys who caress each other’s thighs, grab each other’s pecs, crotches, and butts, and will hump other boys just to say they aren’t gay.

William: Are you grabbing my butt! That’s gay!
Lukas: I’m not tho

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

Haha I’m

HEHEHEHEHEH A TRIPLE BLUE TEXT LOLILOLOLILOLOLILI FJISUCUSBF FJJEBBEBE RRBDJJVCII

I eat cheese haha I’m so fun

by CostcoPro June 22, 2021