When you insert a string of anal beads made of mentos into your ass and then butt chug a bottle of Diet Coke.
Allison asked if she could human geyser me this weekend but I’m afraid the soda is going to cause my skin to break out
by EatAssNotAnimals October 11, 2017
The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 24, 2023
We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.
by The Cannon July 01, 2023
A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.
"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."
"What the fuck."
"What the fuck."
by The Granite Guzzler June 01, 2021
A setting in Finale that alters the way your music is played to make it sound like a real musician is playing it. In other words, Human Playback adds rubato and mood to your compositions.
Human Playback can add trills, mordents, turns, arpeggios, glissandos, tremolos, ottavas, and swinged tempo into your music along with improving expressions such as dynamics and tempo variations.
There are 16 different types of Human Playback styles and each one interprets your music in their own way. They include Baroque, Classical, Romantic, 21st Century, Marching Band, Viennese Waltz, Light Waltz, Funk, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Reggea, Rock, Samba, and Custom.
Human Playback can add trills, mordents, turns, arpeggios, glissandos, tremolos, ottavas, and swinged tempo into your music along with improving expressions such as dynamics and tempo variations.
There are 16 different types of Human Playback styles and each one interprets your music in their own way. They include Baroque, Classical, Romantic, 21st Century, Marching Band, Viennese Waltz, Light Waltz, Funk, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Reggea, Rock, Samba, and Custom.
Josh added Baroque Human Playback to his piano sonata and he liked how the half-notes were held longer along with the trills being slower.
by pianoman88 August 28, 2008
This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.
by RowdyRed91 September 02, 2018
When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both
Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.
by PC J July 15, 2011