human-robot

someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions

This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.

by enimm13 September 17, 2015

Human CentiPAX

A term for the phenomenon of people ripping too many farts in a large crowd, under the cover of anonymity. The collective offense hangs so thick in the air, the farts are not only in your mouth, but travel the whole way down such that you fart other people’s farts. The cycle is perpetuated by other people then farting your farts.

This often occurs at gaming conventions, where many attendees need reminders to practice basic hygiene.

Pax East 2020 was the smelliest convention I ever attended, it was like being in the middle position of a Human CentiPAX.

by Filthy Richard March 2, 2020

whale of a human

guess who this is

whale of a human

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

Human spoonipede

The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.

Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!

by TheHumanSpoon February 15, 2018

Human Geyser

When you insert a string of anal beads made of mentos into your ass and then butt chug a bottle of Diet Coke.

Allison asked if she could human geyser me this weekend but I’m afraid the soda is going to cause my skin to break out

by EatAssNotAnimals October 11, 2017

Human Cannonball

A person who is rather large and known for running through people.

We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.

by The Cannon July 1, 2023

Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.

1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?

by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023