human fridge

that guy who always has food around

Dude, are you a human fridge? It's like you always have beef jerky around.

by Qul Broe July 17, 2016

Human spoonipede

The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.

Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!

by TheHumanSpoon February 15, 2018

Human Fistapeed

When four or more consenting humans are simultaneously fisting each other in the ass.

Wow, did you see Jerry’s Snapchat story last night? He must have been part of a Human Fistapeed.

by Catnip flickherbean October 21, 2021

Human Submarine

1. (adjective) a pregnant woman swimming

2. (noun) a submarine made out of human flesh

Commenter: a pregnant woman swimming is a human submarine

2nd definition---

look at that foreskin submarine!

by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021

human polo

(noun)
1. An activity played typically on horseback or any other mounted animal where a person charges through a crowd to score points by driving a human head (usually cleaved off of unsuspecting civilians in the crowd) into the a goal using a long-handled mallets/sabers/axes really any kind of weaponry.

person 1: "wait what are you doing?"
person 2: "making Altaïr play human polo."
Person 1: "running through Asassin's creed huh"
Person 2: "yep I got three of'em in this last game"

by The Emperor of Thunder September 18, 2012

human supersoaker

when you put ur ass up to the jet on the side of a swimming pool and let the water shoot up ur ass then get outta the pool and shoot the water back out

My brothers did a human supersoaker. hes gay!!!

by Trip jones February 18, 2012

Human Hoopla

A tradition dating back many weeks with my girlfriend, this wholesome activity requires two naked and willing participants. The first of these must lie flat on their back, and must also, for reasons that will beome clear, be male (although an engorged clitoris may suffice). The second must then leap from an elevated position and try to get their ring around the targets pole. A note of caution- unless said pole is extremely hard, take care when choosing the height to propel oneself from.

Steve: Fancy a game of human hoopla?

Emma: What's that?

Steve: If you can get your ring around my pole you'll win a donkey (punch).

Emma: Geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by silenticecream August 21, 2012