hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

hidet

A woman that is so beautiful and intelligent, she is marred to some great guy named Dawit. She also once owned a farm. And she hates elgel, and gulash.

Hidet is like a girl named hidet she has the best hidet qualities. 💗💕👩🏾 ❤️ 💋 👨🏾

by Coupleslove2 March 14, 2023

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly

He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023

hideous

You, the one reading this word

damn, ben is hideous asf

by Todd Buckingham June 28, 2023

hiddaan

He is really kind. Will always be your best friend in life. Doesen't seem like the dawg who betrays. Can be really attractive and sly at the same time. Usually like girls with braces, sharp lower teeth and specs. They are good company to have

She is really lucky to have a hiddaan

by Lazyleg Boii July 4, 2023

Hadea

The act of leaving after saying hade

I just said hadea now leave!

by Kristopg August 10, 2023