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I can't help you there

When your gay friend asks for a hand job.
Jordan: Hey Jeremy, can you give me a hand job?
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....
by OlaDoraBootsAteMeOut January 28, 2020
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Santas little helper

when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a horny redneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of horny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the asshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own dick and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his ass til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in shit, blood, and/or semen across the windshield "kkk you can suck my bloody butthole"
by Big Black Cock February 21, 2009
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Helping Hand

when one person inhales weed then kisses another person, the person that recieves the kiss inhales the weed smoke by the kiss. the kiss usually lasts as if your making out for seven seconds.
helping Hand:If your looking to do it.

inhale the smoke, dont exhale, then kiss the person for seven seconds. as if making out. the person will inhale the smoke then after the seven seconds release the smoke. youll feel high.

Its hardcore when your listening to satisfaction by benny benassi or I kissed a girl by Katy perry trust me.
by Cookiepants October 30, 2008
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help me rhonda

Help Me Rhonda, Inc. is owned by Rhonda Barrymore and has several trademarks for Help Me Rhonda.
by HelpMeRhonda December 2, 2016
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God help us all

When you go to the internet and see that people are so retarded and horrible that you just pray to god that he'll do at least SOMETHING about it
Me: *steps on Twitter*
*looks at the hellhole that is twitter and seeing so many clowns that support p@d0phila*
Me: I'm out. God help us all
by JF17 October 15, 2022
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Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?
Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?
by Kmqq April 21, 2023
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second helpings

When you take a shit and recognize the food contents so you just grab it right out of the toilet and eat the meal a second time
I had refried bean and corn burritos for lunch and then had second helpings after dinner.
by Bi-racial-Latino June 7, 2016
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