Helen Keller

When you're getting head from a chick and right before you bust, you box her ears and when she pulls away you nut in her eyes.

That bitch was takin so long, she might as well have been handicapped so I gave her a Helen Keller and peaced out!

She wanted to experiment in the bed room so I surprised her and gave her a Helen Keller. She wasn't too stoked.

by Freakin' Fantastic April 18, 2010

helmet

A name given to a circumcised guy's penis. Or simply just a name given to a guy who has a circumcised penis. Used as the opposite of sock, i.e. an uncircumcised guy's penis.

This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.

Curious Dude: "Hey man, question. Are you a helmet or a sock?"

Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."

Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"

Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"

by Yorko February 26, 2008

Purple Helmet Warriors

The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.

"Hey did you see the Purple Helmet Warriors destroy the sophomores in dodgeball?"

"Yes."

by yeliab nodnarb April 11, 2009

Holmen

a growing community (though still relatively small) of mostly hicks and twilight fangirl emos. the school has about 2-3 openly gay boys, and about half of the girls say they are bisexual as a way to gain attention. most of the kids in the school have some sort of substance abuse problem. dip and cigarettes are very popular amongst these teenagers. there are about 5 black people in the whole town, mostly white, but a lot of hmong people as well. the town is filled with racisim and general intolerance, but is getting better.

"eww, it smells like shit!"
"yeah we just drove through Holmen, Wisconsin."
"oh, that explains all the minority carcases surrounded by dip tins..."
"yeah, and some big hick was fucking a cow back there too."

by BobbyLicious♥ July 27, 2009

cracked helmet

Ugly face...Often used in reference to a butterface

She's got a kickin' body...Too bad about her cracked helmet.

by jiveturkey001 September 28, 2005

Go to Helen's house

When you're starting the phrase "Go to Hell" But then some person of awesome authority that causes you to be respectful is in hearing proximity and you mention your wicked cool friend Helen from science class on how she's doing on her non-existent science project.

Douche: Shut the fuck up!
You: Go to h-
*Old Spice Guy swan dives in*
You: I mean.. Go to Helen's house to pick up our non-existent science project..
Douche: Oh, 'kay sure. Helen's a cool person.

by Kleptosporia August 2, 2010

Bloody Helen Keller

When you're fisting a woman on her period, while doing sign language with the inserted hand.

If you're dating a blind girl (having her period) and she wants you to talk dirty to her while fisting her, the only way to do this is by the Bloody Helen Keller.

by Ace Feely January 28, 2007