Gravy hand

A person known for getting guys off with their hand.

The wrestling team loves Dan. No, it's just because he's a gravy hand.

by Author's ashes February 1, 2017

old hand

When you are in a Google Meet or a Zoom call and you raise your hand, but forget to put it down so when someone calls on you, you say, "OLD HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Teacher: Sawyer, do you have a question?
Sawyer: oLd hAnD!!!

by shxdofrost March 10, 2021

Hand-Warming

Using the hands to stimulate the genitals in preparation for sexual intercourse.

Rachel got me nice and rigid with a little hand-warming.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018

third handed

a mutated person that who born with 3 arms and uses his/her third hand mostly.

My classmate writes with his/her third hand.
My classmate is third handed.

by RÆZ October 12, 2021

worm hands

When a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands after

Joe: Yo, be careful shaking Kyles hands...
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!

by JogginForBoolean April 21, 2017

hand-cheese

When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.

Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!

by theblacksheep February 22, 2009