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Ham Candle

A slang term for the male sex organ or penis. Particularly used when said organ has an abnormally large circumference, or exhibits an atypical girth.
Wow! Look at that ham candle! You need two hands for that one!
by Jgsterling512 October 31, 2021
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ham gremlin

an ugly f-ing baby, not a cute little one
Alex: “Did you see Katie’s new kid?”
Matt: “Oh, yeah! Total ham gremlin, huh?”
Alex: “…”
by babyh8r July 20, 2021
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ham shake

it’s when you shake your ham, but your ham shakes you right back 😎
HEY MAN HAM SHAKE
“OHHH BRO YEAH HELL YEAH!!!”
by babyh8r July 20, 2021
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ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021
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Ham sandle

Yo that guy is an absolute Ham Sandle!
by Not Ham Sandle August 31, 2021
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Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids
Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023
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west ham

the best club in london. undeniable. better than arsenal,spurs and chelsea scum. in a european final and will probably win it. COYI
british lad: oi mate what team do u support
2nd british lad: west ham
british lad runs away
by rozlarrr June 4, 2023
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